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February 24, 2010

Social Worker Humour ( please feel free to submit your humour via comments section below )

A woman stood and watched a social worker being beaten by ten people, after a policeman broke them apart he said to the woman, “why didnt you try to help”? to which she replied “i thought ten was enough”

Q. How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb???

A. 13 (1 to change the bulb & another 12 to hold a meeting to discuss how best to change it).

How do you know when there has been a case conference at your local social services office?

Because there is always a smell of bullsh*t in the air.

What is the difference between a social worker and a fly?

Nothing – they both spread crap from place to place.

whats the difference between a social worker and a rotweiler?

its easier to get your kids back off a rotweiler

What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn’t pretend to be a social worker.

Real Cause Of Swine Flu discovered
scientists have made a breathtaking discovery and found that swine flu was actually spread by social workers.The amazing disovering was found after thousands of parents and children complained that they were pig sick of social services.Scientists found a link that social workers were spreading the virus orally by spraying verbal diarrorha.
Dr psychbabble said ” This is a groundbreaking discovery that may save the bacon of thousands of children and families.” He called for the immediate vaccination of every social worker in the land which would have to be injected in their eyeballs.Those that refuse to have vaccine face having compulsory tongue amputations and mouths stitched up to prevent it passing to nspcc workers, barnados,cafcass,and judges although early signs show it may already be to late.
A spokesman for the national swine flu helpline revealed they have already been innundated with calls from cafcass officers that think they have caught it from telling ” porkies “.
We tried to get several people to comment but they all said they were prevented from doing so after being gagged under family law.
This is yet another blow to social services.!
Baroness Dulleth Mingin spokesperson for the Dcsf said ” atchoo oink sniff “

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4 Comments »

  1. 2 Social Workers walk into a family Court, one says to the other “Oh this could be a fun and straight forward case of risk of emotional abuse” Court gets underway and the Judge says “Case dismissed” to which the first Social Worker says “Well that’s a first my crystal ball didn’t day that would happen”

    Comment by me, myself and I — August 18, 2013 @ 7:37 pm | Reply

  2. What do you call 1000 dead social workers?

    A reasonable start….

    Comment by Iffy — May 2, 2012 @ 2:53 pm | Reply

  3. Oh you always make me howl, even just thinking about what satirical thing you will come up next. Well funny. Wish it could be in the waiting rooms of all the “departments”. xx

    Comment by melthemoocher — April 27, 2010 @ 6:30 am | Reply

  4. Local Authority intervention in family life causes life long emotional and psychological damage to which there is no known cure at present!

    Comment by northyorkshiresocialservices — April 26, 2010 @ 11:19 pm | Reply


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